Monday, August 17, 2009

Seriously, Craigzlist.

Dear Craigzlist people,

If you are interested in something that I am selling and you email about it, please respond after I email you back. Remember. YOU contacted me. Not the other way around.

I shouldn't have to wonder if you are coming by at 3 because you didn't email me back. Good thing I didn't give you my address because I am certain now you are a serial killer and my family is safe because I didn't give it to you. Good thinking on my part. OH, and if you asked me to send a photo before I put one up and I went out of my way to send one to you- please at least respond letting me know you aren't interested. Where's the love? And to those that responded after I added a photo- please don't ask to see a picture. There is one right there in the ad. Take a good look at it. If you email me and seem eager and want to come over and look at it and I respond with "when is a good time for you? about this evening?" How about you email me back.

Seriously, Yours

To all the spammers, no, I don't want your free tv, nor am I in need of money. Just want to sell my crap.
Jay- Don't email me 3 times about my crap...I got the email the first time- how about you respond to me when I wrote you back, or should I send it 3 times...I'm just saying...


Jodie August 17, 2009 at 7:21 PM  

what are you selling?

Anonymous,  February 27, 2011 at 12:43 PM  

P.S. stands for post script.
If you want to leave a second post script, it's a post, post script- P.P.S.
P.S.S. would be Post script script- which is non-sensical.

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